Chat with aunties as mesage

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Mera hath urh gaya Pathan: hosla karo mat ro, daikho us Aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,woh Bhi to chup ha. ***************** Out of four people one is Chinese. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE ***************** Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. ***************** Bomb blast k baad Aadmi chilla raha tha O khudaya! Student: Because my professor advice me that the formulas must be on ur finger tips. His mom angrily asks him: Did you sees anything there that You were not supposed to see? ***************** Hitler says, there is no word likes IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya faidah? When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your Friend Is Already looking At You.. LOCATION : Examination Hall ***************** Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? But then they go, they take your house and car with them. Log Chillaye Budhiya Bomb, Budhiya Bomb Woh Sharmae aur Boli Wou to Main Jawane Main thi ***************** Wives are like Incoming Calls Lovers are like Outgoing Calls Aunties are like toll free Calls Call girls are like Roaming Calls Neighbor Girls are like Missed Calls ***************** A boy goes to sees a dance.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband. You are so beautiful ***************** How does lazy people like you take bath during winter they stand in front of a mirror Throw water on the mirror and say.... ***************** Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ***************** A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND! Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na ***************** Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..?? ***************** Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively ************** 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 2nd Guy-U Marry My SISTER, I Will Marry Ur SISTER ************** Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think ve:) ************** Pl Zzzzz pray 4 me My Condition is serious. Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell?

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